Good mums aren’t all kindness
They are expectation too
They can be like a pressure
When you don’t know what to do
They love you without condition
But there are conditions all the same
They expect you to behave yourself
There are standards to maintain
Before I left the priesthood
I couldn’t talk to mum
It would be just unbearable
Until the deed was done
But once she saw me happy
And everything explained
She couldn’t be more joyful
My freedom now was gained
And Jesus at that wedding
Suddenly found his mum
Giving him the eye and all
They need your help my son
What you looking at me for
The Lord he answered back
But she was having none of it
Ignored his plaintive chat
Do whatever he tells you
She told the stewards there
And Jesus found he’d been volunteered
Water and wine to stir
If it’s not one thing it’s your mother
Peter Kay’s fine line
And sure enough his mother
Made sure they got their wine
Yes mothers always love us
Always watch our back
A nod and wink is all it takes
I’ll have a drink of that
Brian Fahy
15 January 2022