In the bleak mid winter
A school dinner moan
Dry bread on a platter
Slice of turkey throne
Pig in blanket lonely
Stuffing little square
Dry mince pie for afters
Oh that we were there!
Brian Fahy
16 December 2021
+ A school in Sussex, suffering food supply chain issues and staff shortages, served up a mean feast as described above and charged £3.50 for it. (BBC News) Merry Christmas everyone!