Astley and Tyldesley

Do you mind my mother said

I in the pram

That man you’re shouting at

Now that’s my man

We’re down at A&T

Down Astley way

The football’s on

That woman has her say

Another time

My father got sent off

He hit a lad

He smacked him in the gob

It’s all right referee

As you did nowt

This feller here

He needed sorting out

And so my father

Ended his career

A footballer of note

And one to cheer

He had a recommendation

After military station

To sign for Arsenal

And it came v’ar near

But Hitler put a stop

To that ambition

And six years later

Still in good condition

My father tried Maine Road

And passed the test

But age was now against him

All the best

And so at A&T

We find our man

Playing out his days

As best he can

But a little canny Scot

Kept on kicking him and got

An answer from my dad

Now I’m your man

Brian Fahy

15 April 2021

This is 1947 and I a new-born baby. Mammy and Daddy are living with Tommy and Elsie in Cranworth Avenue, Astley. Daddy is now back down the pit and Mammy is acclimatising to this new Lancashire life, after her years in Manchester. Mammy told me about the woman having a go at daddy on the pitch, and daddy told me the story of the annoying bloke who kept tackling him late and kicking his ankles, and the ref doing nothing about it. Daddy decided to even things up and walked off the pitch.

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